Traumatic Shit Problem

This is really a shit problem. No joke.

I spent the entire afternoon yesterday in the toilet because I had the worst constipation ever on earth. Have you ever experienced your shit being too big and cannot go through your ass? That is what happened to me thanks to the medication I took for my back pain (I was already pre-warned by my doctor about this!!! SHIT!).

Spending many many hours in the toilet being tomented by my own shit was pure hell. The pain was worst than labor pain … and worst of all, you feel the inner part of your shit trying to desperately push out yet the beginning part of the entire process is too big … the hole is too small and is already bleeding. Sigh………. am I making any sense describing my shit ordeal?!

Shit-ass. I had no choice… I have to manually assists and even that didn’t help much. My toilet trip was divided into 2 part totalling to about 5 hours in the toilet! In the end, not only is my anus in agony .. somewhere else is injured as well. All the pushing created yet another problem and it seems, it’s a never ending process of torture!

Now, shit aside, I can’t sit properly … not because of my aching back, it’s now due to my bleeding sore anus. What torture!! I’d rather go through labor pain over and over again compared to this shit pain (at least you get epidural for the pain!!)